The inspiration for our one-of-a-kind designs come from the vibrant streets of NYC. The people, the nightlife, the theater, the history all serve as an endless supply of creative energy, that we hope comes through loud and proud in the designs.

We really think they work best when dressing up to go to a party, club, dancing, or bar hopping. Bachelor and Bachelorette parties also work. Besides our gag-worthy tees, there are is a bunch of other "merch" that complement the tees. From coffee mugs, to towels we've got you covered. Always check back because there's great new stuff in the works.


The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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